{"id":71,"date":"2007-06-04T18:46:09","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T19:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digichris.info\/?p=71"},"modified":"2007-06-04T18:46:09","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T19:46:09","slug":"paris-sitzt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digichris.info\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Paris sitzt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nachdem mein letzter Offtopic-Artikel so viele Besucher anlockte, probier ich es doch nochmals. Paris Hilton muss in den Knast, respektive <a href=\"http:\/\/bunte.t-online.de\/c\/11\/23\/33\/22\/11233322.html\" target=\"_blank\">sie sitzt schon<\/a>. Nachdem sie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.focus.de\/panorama\/boulevard\/justiz_nid_43212.html\" target=\"_blank\">betrunken ins Auto stieg<\/a> (die sollte sich doch einen Chauffeur leisten k\u00f6nnen) verlor sie ihren Ausweis. Das hintere sie aber nicht daran, trotzdem ans Steuer zu sitzen.<br \/>\nEin Richter fand das gar nicht lustig und verknurrte sie zu einem Aufenthalt im Knast. Zwar wurde die Haftstrafe gek\u00fcrzt, aber sie sitzt.<br \/>\nIch muss zugegeben, ich bin ein bisschen schadenfreudig. Offen gesagt, ich kann das kleine Dummerchen nicht ausstehen. Dabei bin ich nicht alleine und ich frage mich: Wieso bloss? Ist es ihre Art sich st\u00e4ndig ins Rampenlicht zu stellen? Dabei kam mir auch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marquard.ch\/company\/location.de.html\" target=\"_blank\">J\u00fcrg Marquard<\/a> in den Sinn. In seiner Sendung <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blick.ch\/showbiz\/artikel19511\" target=\"_blank\">Traumjob<\/a> profilierte er sich auch. Aber: Marquard hat etwas erreicht. Er hat mit einem Kredit von 2000 Franken, einer guten Nase, viel Risko und Gl\u00fcck ein Imperium aufgebaut. Daf\u00fcr respektiere ich ihn. So w\u00fcrde ich mich sogar auf eine zweite Staffel Traumjob freuen.<br \/>\nAber zur\u00fcck zu Paris \u2013 Wieso ich gegen\u00fcber ihr eine solche Antipathie habe weiss ich auch nicht wirklich. Es ist wohl einfach ihre arrogante Art gepaart mit grenzenloser Dummheit. Zudem bel\u00e4stigt sie uns in allen Unterhaltungssendungen.<br \/>\nHoffen wir nur, dass sie uns nicht auch noch auf <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyngsat-address.com\/ab\/Adult-Channel-Europe.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kanal 90<\/a> bel\u00e4stigt \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nachdem mein letzter Offtopic-Artikel so viele Besucher anlockte, probier ich es doch nochmals. Paris Hilton muss in den Knast, respektive sie sitzt schon. Nachdem sie betrunken ins Auto stieg (die sollte sich doch einen Chauffeur leisten k\u00f6nnen) verlor sie ihren Ausweis. Das hintere sie aber nicht daran, trotzdem ans Steuer zu sitzen. 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